It's a sad comment on humans that none of them are tolerable to one who can read their minds

Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.

And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?

You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless.

You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised. "Yes." "That's . . . crazy, Sookie.

Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of.

My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.

Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf.

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.

They say there's no harm in daydreaming, but there is.

Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother.

The truth only comes if you are willing to face some really unpleasant things about yourself.

She didn't know how she would survive when every breath stung, every tear burned, and every step took her further from the only man she'd ever loved.

One can find traces of every life in each life.

The colors of light are infinite through refraction, yet they all come from the same source. Thus I cannot detach myself from the wickedest soul, nor fail to identify with the most virtuous.

I never have planned a whole lot of future. It's one day at a time.

I'm a holy man minus the holiness. Hand that on to your three spies, and tell them to put it in their pipes.

I love to read about what my love life is really like.

It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.

I don't climb mountains. Mountains climb me. The mountain is myself. I climb on myself.

I don't want to go through life as a Wonder Wheel murderer!