It's a shame stupidity isn't painful.

Don't waste your time with people who will ultimately destroy you, but concentrate instead on those who will appreciate your responsibility to them, and, likewise, feel responsible to you.

I'm glad that Christian parents let their children worship the devil at least one night out of the year.

Up is down, pleasure is pain, darkness is light, slavery is freedom, madness is sanity.

Be as a lion in the path. Be dangerous even in defeat.

The Atheist complains about the wind. The Christian prays for it to change. The Satanist adjusts his sails.

If you're going to be a sinner, be the best sinner on the block.

Hate your enemy with a whole heart, and if a man smite you on one cheek, SMASH him on the other!

Life is the great indulgence - death the great abstinence. Therefore, make the most of life here and now!

Behold the crucifix; what does it symbolize? Pallid incompetence hanging on a tree.

There are many who would take my time. I shun them. There are some who share my time. I am entertained by them.

I found that the only way I could control this sorrow was not to think of [it] at all, which was almost as painful as the loss itself.

How use doth breed a habit in a man!

People fall down, winners get up, and gold medal winners just get up faster!

We all posses different gifts and abilities. How we use those gifts determines who we are.

You have to have something vicious in you to be a creative writersomething old-adamish, incompatible to the "ordinary world.

You've been busy using your breaking and entering skills," I said. "I just enter. I don't usually break." "You broke down Pitch's door." "Lost my temper." -Ranger and Stephanie

I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I've got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe in my kitchen. I am totally hooked.

When leading people and serving Heaven, nothing exceeds moderation.

I actually just started home schooling. And it is great.

Definition is the companion of clarity; clarity is the guide to your goals.