It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery.

Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.

We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.

Don't let anyone ever tell you that you can't have it all - they just don't have the juice to figure it out.

Let go of everything. That is how you get everything.

I don't have any hobbies! I don't golf, I can't imagine what I would do if I retired other than get fat.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I was tired of an outlaw's life.

Perhaps nothing is so fraught with significance as the human hand.

Goodwin has done the seemingly impossible-he has made economics comprehensible and funny.

Martyrs create faith, faith does not create martyrs.

I only like to write shows that I feel like no one has seen before.

Intellectual effort gives me enormous pleasure