It's a war to control our children. State control through drugs, just as practiced in the Soviet Union. With Hillary [Clinton] and Tipper [Gore] leading the charge!

I'm beginning to think that women should be denied the vote. Their hormones rage; they are too emotional.

Extreme liberalism is not a political philosophy. It is a mental disorder.

The white Christian heterosexual married male is the epitome of everything right with America!

We need racist stereotypes right now of our enemy in order to encourage our warriors to kill the enemy.

Liberalism is a mental disorder.

President Obama inherited a one trillion dollar deficit courtesy of George Bush and turned it into a three trillion dollar deficit courtesy of Karl Marx!

Wisdom doesn't go out of style, even if it's in increasingly short supply.

When I hear someone’s in the civil rights business, I oil up my AR-25.

Don't take too much comfort in the fact that you're successful today because tomorrow could bring failure. There's no surety in life.

Smallpox in a blanket, which the U.S. Army gave to the Cherokee Indians on their long march to the West, was nothing compared to what I'd like to see done to these people

Shake it off little girl, dry your tears, suck it up and face your fears.

Concentrate your energies your thoughts and your capital. ... The wise man puts all his eggs in one basket and watches the basket.

Story is the mother of us all. First we wrap our lives in language and then we act on who we say we are. We proceed from the word into the world and make a world based on our stories.

Every girl in the world should have geisha training

To use a big word or a foreign word when a small one and a familiar one will answer the same purpose, is a sign of ignorance. Great scholars and writers and polite speakers use simple words.

I wanted to get an angel wings tatooed on my back, as a guardian thing.

Netflix is like sitting at the cool kids’ table. Netflix is amazing. We’re the biggest fans of not only working there, but of the company, in general.

I get more upset at losing at other things than chess. I always get upset when I lose at Monopoly.

Let your failures refine you, not define you.

...and then a murder mystery will occur.