It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Your inner natural flow of life connects you with the natural flow of life that takes place in the universe.

Each and every day begins with a choice, the first influencing the second, the third and so on . . .

All of us would be better investors if we just made fewer decisions.

If I did anything 'next,' I would do writing.

My Brain is the key that sets me free.

Sooner or later, we must all accept the fact that in a relationship, the only person you are dealing with is yourself.

I expect some new phases of life this summer, and shall try to get the honey from each moment.

It is a good and gentle religion, but inconvenient.

All human stories are interesting. You don't put a kid in a show because you need a device. They have a story, too.

He does not deserve this. He has done many things, not all good, but he does not deserve this. And he never did get his priest.