It's about the music and that's it. I'm not an entertainer. But I do entertain people, see what I mean?

I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.

I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.

I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.' And then I brighten up.

I know how to behave but sometimes I can't be bothered.

I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.

There's no rules. Show me the rule book.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

I was brought up Catholic. Then I had a joint and looked at the world differently.

I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon.

Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.

Healthy people sleep eight hours, Wealthy people sleep four hours.

We are dealing with God's thoughts: we are obligated to take the greatest pains to understand them truly and to explain them clearly.

But he just stared at my eyes, as if searching for a stray eyelash. A free wish.

Shopping's absolutely impossible nowadays. You can't get near the counter, and when you do, they haven't got it and you pay twiceas much for it.

We need to reclaim the word feminism. We need to reclaim the word feminism real bad.

The end of the world is approaching, maybe by the year 2010.

I don't trust lawyers and journalists.

My implicit faith in nonviolence does mean yielding to minorities when they are really weak.

Art includes everything that stimulates the desire to live

Even Einstein had to rely for his time on his clock.