It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

What the eyes don't see, the heart can't feel.

Culture is more often a source of conflict than of synergy. Cultural differences are a nuisance at best and often a disaster.

The reason we can say anything we want in America is that we know it makes no difference.

Would you really want to live in world where only the possible is possible?

Don't get sick, and if you do get sick, die quickly.

Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet up.

There's no day when I don't think it would be great to be 25 years old and have the Olympics coming in less than 300 days - and be the best in the world. I can't think of anything so motivating.

If English money was of the same value then as before, Hamburgh money must have risen in value. But where is the proof of this?

What individual can so well assess the amount of damages which a plaintiff ought to recover for an injury he has received than an intelligent jury?

Inch by inch, it's a cinch.