It's actually four, because the fifth state they get the advantage with a tie. It's literally four states out of 50, 57 if you're [Barack] Obama.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Makhluk kecil kembalilah. Dari tiada ke tiada. Berbahagialah dalam ketiadaanmu.

Darkness does not leave without the light to chase it away. You need to have spiritual strength to pull you through the rough times.

It requires a certain kind of bravery, I suppose, to choose the status quo. There's a certain boldness to inaction.

It takes an open-minded person to understand that we are all one regardless of our complexion. Whether it's a red or blue jeep, it's still a jeep.

Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.

I fully realize that the new organization is a human rather than a perfect instrumentality for the attainment of its great objective. As time goes on it will, I am sure, be improved.

Avarice seems to have so pervaded our vital principles as to battle all hopes of a remedy but for peace and plenty.

To be loved is the birthright of every mewling babe, but, once grown, a man is not assured of such affection.

Why do I, Mandy Moore, get a record deal?

Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.