It's against the law to go out on Sunday from the end of June until Labor Day. It forces the fishermen to spend some time with their families.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

The eagle may soar; beavers build dams.

The US has not imposed democracy in Yemen, its people have.

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

The government is shutting down the coal industry, they say it's cheaper to draw nuclear power off the French grid and cheaper to buy coal from Colombia.

I've been toldThat it's not enough toWish for dreams, that IHave to work themInto reality.

Time is nothing absolute its duration depends on the rate of thought and feeling.

Charisma on stage is not necessarily evidence of the Holy Spirit.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

Who is that?” “Your replacement.” “You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He's got mad skills.

If Broadway shows charge preview prices while the cast is in dress rehearsal, why should restaurants charge full price when their dining room and kitchen staffs are still practicing?

I think I'm in the majority of Americans. I believe that I am in the mainstream of middle America.

I am the same on camera as I am off. I can't imagine being any other way.

We approach a condition in which we shall be amoral without the capacity to perceive it and degraded without the means to measure our descent.

The world is a mirror representing the divine life.