It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?

No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.

There's no flesh or blood within this cloak to kill. There's only an idea. Ideas are bulletproof.

Remember, remember the fifth of November of gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gun powder treason should ever be forgot.

It was Kovacs who said "Mother" then, muffled under latex. It was Kovacs who closed his eyes. It was Rorschach who opened them again.

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof.

Art is, like magic, the science of manipulating symbols, words or images to achieve changes in consciousness

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

You wear a mask for so long, you forget who you were beneath it.

People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people.

If you're functional, it doesn't matter if you're mad.

Communication leads to community, that is, to understanding, intimacy and mutual valuing.

You think you know me, but I'm not sure that even I know who I am anymore.

Make this moment magnificent!

I'm invested in a lot of battery companies - and there's a lot that exists I'm not in.

To this day, I still would choose the angst over something easier, when I really don't have to.

I was always an outsider, proud of being an outsider. I always reveled in the outsiders.

Cognitive liberty begins at home, behind your eyes and between your ears. The first act of liberation is to step forward, and be counted as one of us.

Nothing is lost as long as courage remains

True love is your souls recognition of its counterpoint in another.

I'm Miss USA, not Miss Religion USA.