It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

With full appreciation, count your blessings no matter how small they might seem. Gratitude and unconditional self-love are the best gifts that you could ever give to your inner-self.

drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it as the axis on which the world revolves

Everything comes to an end, only objects are left to pine in the dark.

Said the monk: "All these mountains and rivers and the earth and stars - where do they come from?" Said the master: "Where does your question come from?"

My job is to awaken possibility in other people.

Love is a little haven of refuge from the world.

A mathematical proof is beautiful, but when you're finished, it's really only about one thing. A story can be about many things.

Thou cannot stir a flower Without troubling a star.

If you study the history and records of the world you must admit that the source of justice was the fear of injustice.

In contrast to reincarnation and karma, all other views seem petty and narrow