It's all fun and games until someone gets a boner.

Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.

Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.

I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.

Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.

The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.

They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.

I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'

The Holy Spirit searches all things, the depth of Truth of God.

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will but remember it didn't work for the rabbit!

Scared is what happens when the sacred gets scrambled.

My interest in fashion came from my interest in the body as a central cultural figure, not from admiring other designers - but of course I love Mason Martin Margiela, and I love Sybilla.

In the NFL, everyone's attacking, so you have to be quicker in your decisions.

Give bread to a stranger, in the name of the universal brotherhood which binds together all men under the common father of nature.

Curse us eh/I'll make you pay!/I don't want to rhyme all day!

As the soul is the life of the body, so God is the life of the soul. As therefore the body perishes when the soul leaves it, so the soul dies when God departs from it.

Just saying yes because you can't bear the short-term pain of saying no is not going to help you do the work.

You will be nearer to Heaven through foot ball than through study of Gita.