It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into the world. It's like you've met your reason to live.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

By all these lovely tokens September days are here, With summer's best of weather And autumn's best of cheer.

Money is just something to be circulated.

Deep down, I'm pretty superficial.

The question is, "Are you spiritual or are you not?" The truth is you are. The reality is you don't believe it

You have to learn to love the small things in life, like a hot bath. You have to love the small things, when you have nothing else

I don't want the giant ego. I don't want to become Kevin Costner, singing on the soundtrack to The Postman.

I always find it funny when I watch actors talking about, "I chose to do this part." A lot of times it's you're lucky to get the job. We're like, "Thank you so much."

I don't wanna die in a nuclear war, I want to sail away to a distant shore, and make like an apeman.

She had eyes like strange sins.

The "ego" like its correlative "non-ego", is the product of the body, mind etc. The only proof of the existence of the real Self is realisation.