It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

Before you go to bed, write down three 'gratefuls' for the day and three 'did wells' (they can even include something as simple as doing the laundry)-the results can be amazing!

You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can't say I'm glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order to gain courage and really feel joy.

If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.

Unless we keep this planet healthy, everything else is for naught.

Look poor, think rich.

The message is that ultimate meaning is to be found in this present moment, infusing our everyday lives, here and now.

Social networking inspires me a lot and how we are related and connected to each other.

A smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there has been one.

Iraq and Afghanistan have exacted a toll on America - in lives, treasure and standing - that it will take a generation to work through.

Apologies are seldom of any use.

The courage of leadership is giving others the chance to succeed even though you bear the responsibility for getting things done.

My mind is my biggest asset. I expect to win every tournament I play.

Just remember this- weird's good. Embrace the weird, dude. Enjoy it because it's never going away.