It's almost like he has Dr. Who's Tardis because he always turns up on time. (on Teddy Sheringham)

Emirates Stadium should be named after Arsene Wenger

You feel vulnerable when you hear things that are not being said

Shut your noise, you old c***!

The one thing I hate about other managers is waffle that is nowhere near the truth. I would never conduct myself like that.

I tried to push him away with my head. I apologise to everyone. I should not have got involved in it.

I have to be involved in negotiations because players have to buy into me and what I want from them if they join my club, so all managers need to be fully involved in transfers, that's for sure.

I have had situations in the past when you are close to signing a player and the money involved switches from euros to pounds to dollars. It is a difficult process, but one we have to work with.

You always have to have faith in your own abilities and that has to be evident to your players.

I did as well as I could at Newcastle.

It's important that top clubs don't lose sight of the fact that it's the English Premier League and English players should be involved.

We nurture our creativity when we release our inner child. Let it run and roam free. It will take you on a brighter journey.

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Boys, " said Hermione Granger, "should not be allowed to love girls without asking them first! This is true in a number of ways and especially when it comes to gluing people to the ceiling!

I think, with never-ending gratitude, that the young women of today do not and can never know at what price their right to free speech and to speak at all in public has been earned.

Words are healers of the sick tempered.

Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.

There is a terrible loneliness in the spring.

The 'open text' often emphasizes or foregrounds process, either the process of the original composition or of subsequent compositions by readers.

Anyone could learn Lisp in one day, except that if they already knew Fortran, it would take three days.

Men do not value a good deed unless it brings a reward.