It's always amazing to me the idiosyncrasies people end up disliking others for.

I can tan quickly. What takes people hours to do, I can tan in half an hour.

The Baggio brothers, of course, are not related.

To my mind, there are no unattractive women; only those who haven't been awakened by love . . . A woman is often like a strip of film-obliterated, insignificant-until a man puts the light behind her.

Basically, I'm a shy human being. Very introverted.

There's no telling what the score will be if this one goes in

Referee Norlinger is outstanding in the sense that he stands out.

I'm kind of like a relic from another era.

Women love romance, but they're not as romantic as men.

What that situation really needed was a little eyebrows.

The truth of it is that women are far more logical than men.

Little more black, little more blue. And we'll just put that in using little crisscross strokes or - or little X's, whatever you want to call them. Whatever.

I invite you to not only love each other more but love each other better.

If I put faith in medication, if I can smile a crooked smile, if I can talk on television, if I can walk an empty mile.

If you mess around with jazz, you better have a good drummer and a good bass player.

I have learned, as I wrote, that history must be discovered, not declared. It's an admission that one grows in life.

If you say three things, you don't say anything.

It took the mob only a moment to remove his head; a century will not suffice to reproduce it.

Philosophy is tested and characterised by the way in which it appropriates its history.

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it.

Whom neither shape of danger can dismay, Nor thought of tender happiness betray.