It's always better to leave the party early.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

I don't like painting flowers in my music. I like painting guts and pain.

Don’t strive to be a well-rounded leader. Instead, discover your zone and stay there. Then delegate everything else.

Some of us have great original ideas and some of us depend on adaptations.

On and on they flew, over the countryside parceled out in patches of green and brown, over roads and rivers winding through the landscapes like strips of matte and glossy ribbon.

For me all governments are my enemies and I've never made any bones about it any other way other than directly, and I don't fly the left flag or the right flag, me, I'm common sense.

We are no longer puppets being manipulated by outside powerful forces: we become the powerful force ourselves.

The mind grows sicker than the body in contemplation of it's suffering.

My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to take these great people we have and to push them and make them even better.

That's pretty tough talk from a guy who has fewer days at work this year than he has houses.

Pleasure is by no means an infallible critical guide, but it is the least fallible.