It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

Think first. Think twice. Think again. Respect others. Respect yourself. Respect dreams.

Pie...it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.

Nobody actually ever does this—escaping through a window.

I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.

A song can take you to a special time in your life.

Every time you make a decision, you mess with someone's life.

Once a year my back will go out and it'll be... it's like a sciatic thing and it's the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens.

I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn't, no problem.

And just so you know, the invaders are always the bad guys. Always.

The weird thing about houses is that they almost always look like nothing is happening inside of them, even thought they countain most of our lives.

In a dream you are never eighty.

The great thing about crummy software is the amount of employment it generates.

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

Undressing her was an act of recklessness, a kind of vandalism, like releasing a zoo full of animals, or blowing up a dam.

We aren't natural statisticians. What we are is natural storytelling machines. And so what we do after we have the facts in hand is build a story to explain the facts.

I really don't care what I look like as long as it fits with the thing I'm working on.

Your thoughts are seeds, and the harvest you reap will depend on the seeds you plant.

The less the thought of the body, the better. For it is the body that drags us down.