It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

There's a lot about discovering who you are and how difficult that is. And it never stops.

One great function of the arts is to keep ideals alive in a culture that does not yet realize them.

Faith is not the belief that everything will be all right tomorrow, but the belief that I possess the strength to make everything all right today.

The misnomer is that satirists are pessimists, or even misanthropes, but usually it is just a way to unlock human potential.

Everything has its wonders even darkness and silence and I learn whatever state I may be in therein to be content.

In all of nature, there is no sound more pleasing than that of a hungry animal at its feed. Unless you are the food.

One thing worse than self-hatred is chiggers.

Launching a new TV show is probably one of the most difficult things that a writer can do.

And if you feel that everyone has rejected you and your ideas let me tell you this, you are most assuredly in good company.

Rock n Roll is music from the neck down.

Luck has nothing to do with it.