It's always funny that you can try and try again to steal all your critics' ammo, predict their responses, but no matter what, they'll still have a water gun stashed somewhere.

The man who is most aggressive in teaching tolerance is the most intolerant of all: he wants a world full of people too timid and ashamed to really disagree with anything.

It is a noble responsibility to not back down when you know that you know that you know that you are right.

If you want to find the real competition, just look in the mirror. After awhile you'll see your rivals scrambling for second place.

The weather is nature's disruptor of human plans and busybodies. Of all the things on earth, nature's disruption is what we know we can depend on, as it is essentially uncontrolled by men.

There's no need to curse God if you're an ugly duckling. He chooses those strong enough to endure it so that they can guide others who've felt the same.

One who enjoys finding errors will then start creating errors to find.

God gives His deepest discernment and sharpest marksmanship to men who aim to expose His truth before an enemy's lies.

The best ideas will eat at you for days, maybe even weeks, until something, some incident, some impulse, triggers you to finally express them.

Your love is as stable as you are: It's not about how good a person makes you feel, but rather what good you can do for them.

I think a lot of psychopaths are just geniuses who drove so fast that they lost control.

I always write about subjects which attract me because if I didn't, it would be awful, a failure.

One thing I love about Christmas music is that it has a tradition of warmth.

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to bed.

Every deal is a regulated deal. Regulators will tell you how to take your money home.

I'm pretty mutable as a human being, period - if you put me on Pluto, I can figure it out.

This is a good thing, mixing culture to make something new, something no one has ever seen. This is kind of a new history.

Federal authorities do not have the manpower or the resources to protect America's international borders

Transsexualism is, basically, just another, more drastic twist on the male menopause.

I don't think I've ever been a huge target for the press, and I value that to a degree, because there's a certain value for actors staying beneath the radar so they can play characters.

At the time I did not know that stories of life are often more like rivers than books.