It's always great to get to do what you love and to do something that hopefully people will see and love.

I went to drama school at NYU for serious acting. So I was doing Chekov and Sam Shepard plays.

Life is the one thing you cannot get out of alive.

Is it normal to make a minute-to-minute schedule for the timing of thanksgiving? I'm asking for a friend.

To clarify, the issue isn’t that I’m too fat, it’s that I’m too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT!

I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages.

I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, Oh, okay, babe, and I see it in scripts all the time.

At my wedding, I was dancing so furiously that I fell hard on my kneecaps. The next morning, my knees were so swollen that I had to get a wheelchair at the airport to go on my honeymoon.

Pageants are already ridiculous and sad, I think.

What I think is funny is when people, despite tragic situations, are still hopeful, still trying. It's sweet and sad - and, to me, hilarious.

In the Balkans the peasants say that if you long for faraway countries and leave your own land and home to find them, you are born under A LILAC-BLEEDING STAR.

One realizes the full importance of time only when there is little of it left. Every man's greatest capital asset is his unexpired years of productive life.

I have had the opportunity to become acquainted with many wonderful people from many walks of life. I have known rich and poor, famous and modest, wise and otherwise.

I am a woman, and I am a Latina. Those are the things that make my writing distinctive. Those are the things that give my writing power.

If it were possible to have a life absolutely free from every feeling of sin, what a terrifying vacuum it would be.

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it

Apparitions are often confused with hauntings. The difference is that apparitions are "live" (intelligent consciousness) and hauntings are "recordings.

Maine is a joy in the summer. But the soul of Maine is more apparent in the winter.

Helping others, that must be one ingredient to success.

I have always loved performing.