It's always sunny above the clouds. Always. Every day on earth - every day I have ever had - was secretly sunny, after all.

We must recall the most important of humanity guidelines: Be polite. Being polite is possibly the greatest daily contribution everyone can make to life on Earth.

I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.

The world is difficult and we are all breakable. So just be kind.

My core belief is that if you're complaining about something for more than three minutes, two minutes ago you should have done something about it.

When a woman says, ‘I have nothing to wear!’, what she really means is, ‘There’s nothing here for who I’m supposed to be today.

I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.

When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help but think, You just haven’t taken enough MDMA in a field at 3 a.m., love.

I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash.

Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag.

If you are lying down to give birth, gravity is not helping you. You know, you stand up and, you know, a baby will basically kind of fall out of you, if you keep walking 'round.

Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve.

Lenny’s face was smiling, too. For a minute they were both ten years old. Time travel in real life.

Successful people do not have a part-time mindset nor a full-time mindset, but a lifetime mindset.

If a man be self-controlled truthful wise and resolute is there aught that can stay out of reach of such a man?

When you can't bear something but it goes on anyway, the person who survives isn't you anymore; you've changed and become someone else, a new person, the one who did bear it after all.

Greatly his foes he dreads, but more his friends; He hurts me most who lavishly commends.

Sometimes when I listen to fellow progressives, I wonder if the only lesson we took away from the '04 elections is that politics is a word game.

I support LGBT rights and reblog things of girls kissing cause it’s cute.

Every part I get, I just think I'm so lucky. They're so hard to get, you know.

Art that wants to be felt does not have the need to be admired.