It's amazing how large the things are that it's possible to overlook.

There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.

There's a sunrise and a sunset every single day, and they're absolutely free. Don't miss so many of them.

The goal as a company is to have customer service that is not just the best, but legendary.

Outstanding leaders go out of their way to boost the self-esteem of their personnel. If people believe in themselves, it's amazing what they can accomplish.

To succeed in this world, you have to change all the time.

Communicate everything you can to your associates. The more they know, the more they care. Once they care, there is no stopping them.

You can't just keep doing what works one time, everything around you is changing. To succeed, stay out in front of change.

Exceed your customer's expectations. If you do, they'll come back over and over. Give them what they want - and a little more.

Nothing else can quite substitute for a few well-chosen, well-timed, sincere words of praise. They're absolutely free and worth a fortune

Leaders must always put their people before themselves. If you do that, your business will take care of itself.

I did not come this far to settle for less than I deserve.

The nerds are the ones that make the films and do loads of other really cool stuff in their life.

I go at what I have to do as if there were nothing else in the world for me to do.

Live to fight another day on better legislation.

I think the number one safe haven where people put their money is to invest in yourself first.

I don't lie," I lied.

At the (record company) meeting Paul just kept mithering on about what we were going to do, so in the end I just said, 'I think you're daft. I want a divorce.'

The people who truly love me and loved me before all of this stuff. You can't ever leave them behind.

I love kidding around and having a good time.

In addition to comedy, I'm a writer. I write checks. They're not very good.