It's amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

If you are untrustworthy, people will not trust you.

We want to be relevant . . . However, the more relevant we become to a sin-dominated world, the more irrelevant we actually are to God.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3, 000, 000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day

They say, 'Pull yourself up by your bootstraps.' They don't realize that not everybody's bootstraps are the same length.

[To reporter who telephoned with news of her Oscar:] If you are joking me, I will get up immediately and kill you wherever you are.

I don't want to mislead people.

Every woman should be filled with shame by the thought that she is a woman.

Do not have an important dark and important light in the same picture they will destroy each other.

Giving alms is only a virtuous deed when you give money that you yourself worked to get.

Chase your dreams and don't find shortcuts...!!!