It's amazing that something as simple as a kiss can overpower the worst of worries.

Unwinds didn't go out with a bang-they didn't even go out with a whimper. they went out with the silence of a candle flame pinched between two fingers.

The Bill of Life was signed, the Unwind Accord went into effect, and the war was over. Everyone was so happy to end the war, no one cared about the consequences

Fight, flight, and screw up royaly.

Small victories are bet­ter than none.

I'd rather be partly great than entirely useless.

Once in a while our school has half days, and the teachers spend the afternoon 'in service,' which I think must be a group therapy for having to deal with us.

(Why did they call them sneakers if it was so hard to sneak in them?)

People would cheer throw confetti and then go about breaking the resolutions they had made only moments before.

I think all mothers are alike, regardless of cultural background, when it comes to illogical cleaning.

It's called loitering, which is like littering with human beings as the trash.

With the single exception of the American Revolution, the aftermath of all revolutions from 1789 on only worsened the human condition.

Today, I don't want to ask for anythingI just want to give thanks for Everything I already have.

I don't have a lot of patience for boring arthouse movies.

I can make more generals, but horses cost money.

I am a literary animal. For me, everything ends in literature.

I don't think about fashion or trends - I've never really been that kind of person.

I just think that pick-up lines in general are horrible. None of them work.

What you do for yourself, you're doing for others, and what you do for others, you're doing for yourself.

I had not to this time subsisted, but that I was supported by your frequent courtesies and favours.

You're too old to still be playing. I'll buy you a rocker you can sit in.