It's an odd thing, but anyone who disappears is said to be seen in San Francisco. It must be a delightful city and possess all the attractions of the next world

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star.

I resent being lied to because a lie doesn't only undermine the value of the truth, but it further denies the liar a fair chance for honesty.

Hope is a gift. You can't choose to have it. To believe and yet to have no hope is to thirst beside a fountain.

The most important thing to remember is: to protect your quarterback - ME!

I'm going to go out there and be who I am, and if you don't like it, then watch somebody else.

The human race is a zone of living things that should be defined by tracing its confines.

You don't need to wait for inspiration to write. It's easier to be inspired while writing that while not writing.

But we love the Old Travelers. We love to hear them prate and drivel and lie.

Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!" "You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome.

The true Christian is like sandalwood, which imparts its fragrance to the axe which cuts it, without doing any harm in return.