It's an unfair world, Child. Be glad you have friends.

Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It’s a feeling inside that can hardly be contained.

Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.

There's always a story. It's all stories, really. The sun coming up every day is a story. Everything's got a story in it. Change the story, change the world.

It's still magic even if you know how it's done.

It's a terrible thing for a man when his woman gangs up on him wi' a toad

Learnin’ how not to do things is as hard as learning how to do them.

Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company, but they did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case they needed them.

This book had two authors, and they were both the same person.

You can't not help people just because they're stupid or forgetful or unpleasant... If I don't help them, who will?

Rain don't fall on a with if she doesn't want it to, although personally I prefer to get wet and be thankful.""Thankful for what?" said Tiffany."That I'll get dry later.

The truth is that you are afraid.''Afraid? I do not know all the words in the Parisian jargon, and I know not what you mean.

The range of variation in the female far exceeds the range of variation in the male.

If we based everything in Hollywood on who was a nice guy, holy moly, we would have no movies. No actors would work. This is not an industry that is ruled by kindness and generosity.

Women are good for only one thing - lying on their backs.

Protest beyond the law is not a departure from democracy; it is absolutely essential to it.

Tom Brady was suspended 4 games for hiding evidence. Hillary should have to sit out first 4 primaries.

Elegance has nothing to do with fashion.

The soldiers of Saddam Hussein have given them a lesson they will never forget.

No man can avail himself of the forces of his creative imagination, while dissipating them.

To be thoroughly imbued, with the liberal arts refines the manners, and makes men to be mild and gentle in their conduct.