It's autumn in New York. The colors are changing — yellow, the browns, the greens, the oranges. And that's just the tap water.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

I miei silenzi erano scudi contro la realtà dietro i quali nascondevano la verità.

Setting the intention to practice kindness toward one’s partner or family members or friends does not preclude getting angry or upset.

Ana, honey, you've always had a tendency to overanalyse everything. Go with your gut.

My soul tasted that heavenly food, which gives new appetite while it satiates.

Fancy Restaurant: one that serves cold soup on purpose.

Successful generals make plans to fit circumstances, but do not try to create circumstances to fit plans.

Today there are hundreds of millions of mobile devices, but you do have to know a bit about what each device is capable of doing in order to approach it as a developer.

Life is supposed to get tough.

Margaret Thatcher was in my year, and our first-year college photograph shows us standing side by side in the back row. We were both grammar school girls on state scholarships.

The Internet has obviously wiped music off the human map - killed the record shop, and killed the patience of labels who consider debut sales of 300,000 to not be good enough.