It's bad poetry executed by people that can't sing. That's my definition of Rap.

I think anyone who has an opinion, and voices it, will offend someone.

It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath.

I was fine, until I was born. And it's been downhill ever since.

Base not your joy on the deeds of others. For what has been given can be taken away.

People ask how I learned to play bass with one hand. Well, with a face like mine, you learn to do a lot of things with one hand.

We live to avoid death, we exist to avoid unexistence

I hate the human race. Of course, therefore, I hate myself the most, because I am the least of the human race.

I'm the product of 6 million years of evolution? Come on, man. I crawled out of a swamp yesterday.

It seems to be that southern Europeans are just more intimate socially, whereas I like a lot of personal space - like, a mile from the nearest person is fine for me.

Have faith that when bad things happen to you, I belief in an after life, it is better to suffer here on Earth than what awaits you. That is why I pray for pain, and I get it. I do.

Was he a real goblin? A minute ago Ben would have scoffed at the prospect, but then came the dragon.

The answer is not relevant to the knowledge of an inquiring mind.

Old Age- You can tell when you're getting old when you stop taking drugs for fun and start taking them to keep you alive.-character Jackson Rockenberger (Broken)

Work is the best of narcotics, providing the patient be strong enough to take it. I dread idleness as if it were Hell.

Do not plan for ventures before finishing what's at hand.

We must pray without tiring, for the salvation of mankind does not depend upon material success . . . but on Jesus alone.

...the single destination of sanctity could admit of so many different avenues leading to it.

True definition of science: the study of the beauty of the world.

Hope is the only good that is common to all men; those who have nothing else possess hope still.

What! Have you no monks to teach, to dispute, to govern, to intrigue and to burn people who do not agree with them?