It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Two years could change so much under the facade of changing nothing at all.

Live your life without ever having to ask, 'What if?

I had no intention of forsaking my wedding vows. I had strong morals and never could have imagined going against them. I was never even tempted to stray.

The one who travels like a lover searching for a new passion is suddenly blessed with new eyes, new ears, new senses.

I am not pro-abortion any more than I am pro-appendectomy.

You are always and forever in the moment of pure creation. So create who and what you are, and then experience that.

So, tell me this: suppose you manage to kidnap her again and take her off to the mall. While you're there a Strigoi comes at you. What will you do? Depends on what store we're in.

What matter the colour of the collar around a man's neck, if the chains linked to them were identical?

It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.

Let other people do it their way. What other people do is irrelevant.