'It's been almost a month since you found a body. I knew you were due.'

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Here's what we'll do. We're going to keep you at the end of our fishing line. And if you ever need anything, you just give a little tug and we'll reel you back in.

We travel to see beautiful places and to meet great souls.

What people decide to do is their lot.

I think too many of my Republican friends are into perpetual warfare in the Middle East. And that scares the bejesus out of me.

Belief releases creative powers.

The complexity of the situation of having a war going on around you and what that delivers to you is that you have to figure out which side to take.

Your inner knowing is your only true compass.

Sometimes happiness comes, sometimes sadness, anger, jealousy - you need not make them your problems

I have never been a celibate. If people believe so, that is their foolishness.

You could use artificial intelligence to build a system around postcodes and income, which could lead to racial profiling.