It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway', but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.

Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck is really going on.

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

A Pessimist sees the glass as half empty; A Cub Fan wonders when it's gonna spill.

Newspapers, magazines and other publications have the constitutional right to be offensive, even disgusting. As evidence of that, just watch this space regularly.

The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. It's an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has always employed so many ex-cons and future cons.

Contrary to popular belief. It's much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich.

For some people, being free means being free to keep their feet on someone else's chest.

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.

We are FREE, not bound like a Tree. We can Move, we can Dance... We can take a Chance!-RVM

If one attains awareness of own’s own Self’s authority [power], even for a moment, he can become a Parmatma (Absolute Supreme Self).

If I am wrong, I am doing what I believe to the right.

I feel the universe is telling me something. And it doesn't even matter if it's true or not. What matters is that I feel it, and believe it.

I am in love with girls that are bad and naughty and badass, and a little selfish, but I like to watch from a respectful distance!

The more the heart is nourished with happiness, the more it is insatiable.

It was in making education not only common to all, but in some sense compulsory on all, that the destiny of the free republics of America was practically settled.

We would be much worse without Christianity; but we wouldn't know it.

When freedom is in jeopardy, non-co-operation may be a duty and prison may be a palace.

Have the end in mind and every day make sure your working towards it.