It's been said that love finds you when you're ready.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

She is like the white skies, the shine, the sun and its rhyme.While he is the darkness that blinds, the moon, the wolf in mysterious confines.

It's never a good day when an ancient demon shows up on your toilet bowl.

For of all sad words of tongue or pen The saddest are these: "It might have been!"

The curse of the sun and the moon is fake. It doesn't exist.

In order to inspire people, that's going to have to come from somewhere deep inside of you.

No man or woman can live another's fate

What annoys us most in other people is oftentimes the same area God wants us to grow in ourselves.

Not everything is about beating your head against the wall until it breaks.” “Just most things.

My favorite part of theatre is that I get paid for it!

First it must be known that only a spoken word or a conventional sign is an equivocal or univocal term; therefore a mental contentor concept is, strictly speaking, neither equivocal nor univocal.