It’s being reported that the economy lost 95,000 jobs in September. And that’s just people leaving the White House.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

The courageous attitudes of leaders ramble around coward followers and sooner or later, they become courageous too!

I'm not a parenting expert by any means, but I've been interviewing and writing about kids for almost 20 years.

If you really want to receive joy and happiness, then serve others with all your heart. Lift their burden, and your own burden will be lighter.

It is the heart which perceives God and not the reason. That is what faith is: God perceived by the heart, not by the reason.

Everything is dangerous to him that is afraid of it.

When you are up close to an opera singer, hearing this incredible volume of noise coming from a human being - its beyond belief.

When you go before God, you can only confess one person's sins.

You just watch somebody you love slowly, slowly disappear and go away.

So,would you say I’m closer to a zombie or a vampire? I gotta know—are my parts going to rot and fall off, or am I forever frozen in youthful perfection?

Most works of art are, necessarily, bad...; one suffers through the many for the few.