It's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

War is a kind of superstition, the pageantry of arms and badges corrupts the imagination of men.

If there were no women then men would still be living in the jungle.

Ah, you're warming up to me. You know what comes next." "Bitter disappointment?" she deadpanned.

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

I bet they didn't tell you that was in the gift bag.

I wanted to show that an African-American artist could make it in this country on a national level in the graphic arts. I want to be a strong role model for my family and for other African Americans.

There is always something to lose. But maybe more to gain.

Society of thinking men! This kind of society has only one destiny: To Rise!

I have a television, but it's not connected to anything. I watch everything on my computer.

From Bard, to Bard, the frigid Caution crept, Till Declamation roar'd, while Passion slept.