It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.

Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!

Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.

Silent words are heard through eyes.

You may think you will never get caught for your wrongdoing, but be assured that you will be imprisoned by your wrongdoing.

I do want to be involved in quality projects that say something positive about the Latino community.

Democracy is hard work.

Beware of those angels with their wings glued on.

There may be no trumpet sound or loud applause when we make a right decision, just a calm sense of resolution and peace.

You know, when real trouble comes your humanity is awakened. The fundamental human experience is that of compassion.

A definitive decision to say you should start people on therapy as soon as you know they're infected.

There is far greater peril in buying knowledge than in buying meat and drink.

When you have an idea, a classic entrepreneurial impulse is to hold the idea close to you and not tell people and that's almost always a mistake.