It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.

Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

Happy Endings are an illusion. Real life is filled with brief moments of fleeting happiness, but ultimately every life is a tragedy that ends in death and grief.

You only live once, so enjoy the ride.

A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.

Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves.

Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible profit.

Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn't hurt a horse, but enough bee stings can kill a horse.

Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves.

Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.

We don’t need any sort of religious orientation to lead a life that is ethical, compassionate & kind.

Unlike mere action, prayer is not subject to immediate evaluation or verification. If we are addicted to "results" we will quickly lose interest in prayer.

Medical physicists work in cooperation with doctors. A few medical physicists devote their time to research and teaching. A few get involved with administrative duties.

Buying a bicycle is a momentous event, akin to marriage: you are acquiring a partner.

So I walked away and left him standing there in the moonlight - watching over nothing.

I'm at the National Theatre School, which is like the Juilliard of Canada.

The only art form that Americans have created that's recognized around the world is jazz music born in a community that had the peculiar experience of being unfree in a free land.

Circles create soothing space.

I was in love with Scott Bennett. That I had been in love with him my whole life, practically.

I don't care if Rick Ross is 40 years old -- he's a misguided 40-year-old person.