It's better to waste money, than it is to waste time. You can always get more money.

You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love.

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer.

'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.

Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.

I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community.

It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.

I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that.

I'm a writer, so I like dissecting things.

Does my grandma count as a bodyguard?

If a man has a capacity for great thoughts, he is likely to overtake them before he is decrepit.

That was the nature of presents. You kept them in the giver's stead. They were a small part of that person to keep.

The most important thing is God's blessing and if you believe in God and you believe in yourself, you have nothing to worry about.

War is nothing but a continuation of politics with the admixture of other means.

Women should not weaken their cause by impracticable demands. Make no claim which could not be won in a reasonable time. Take onestep at a time, get a good foothold in it and advance carefully.

A methodology's weight is a product of its size and ceremony.

I think sometimes your worst enemy is inside your head. All your insecurities, your ego, your fears, your expectations.

Data without generalization is just gossip.

Soviet Union foreign policy is a puzzle inside a riddle wrapped in an enigma, and the key is Russian nationalism.