It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

I really believe, or want to believe, really I am nuts, otherwise I'll never be sane.

What we believed, we become.

When you love someone, you end up caring about each and every person they love. When you hate someone, you end up caring about every single person who hates them.

A coward is a servant of his fears.A hero enslaves his fears.

The boy who walks in the light

The only difference is now more young black men are in the spotlight.

I think music, like writing, can be a mirror. Can turn back onto the listener, the viewer, the reader, an experience that they know but they don't know.

I don't think I remember my first memory.

Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.

(Grief) is something you never really get over, but you put it in a place inside you and deal with it in the way you have to.