It's confidence; it has to be something good about getting old. One of the things is that you just don't stress about some stuff that made you so worried.

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.

Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.

Sometimes there is nothing you can do, and in those times, you must do something anyway.

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor

Confusion is still better than conviction in the wrong!!!!

We believe in the unseen God. So we dare the impossible, which is possible by God’s grace.

I'm always making a comeback but nobody ever tells me where I've been.

You must not only have competitiveness but ability, regardless of the circumstance you face, to never quit

I am so glad people have started making films n martial arts and self-defense, which is actually the need of the hour.

The headgear thing's great. It's like a headband, so it's not heavy or anything like that at all. I was able to do everything fine.

I don’t show my body for a good cause... if one day in a concert I pull down my pants, I would leave without job to those reporters who say I’m a woman

Thou art beaten that thou mayest be better.

I think the most interesting thing is what happens next.

She's good, being gone.