It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas.

I keep going because if you stop, you stop. Why retire? Inspire.

You always pass failure on the way to success.

Dont retire - inspire...Theres a lot to be done

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

Look, I come from vaudeville, I come from burlesque, I come from heartaches, I come from sadness, I come from gladness, I come from work and sweat and respect for the craft.

I hear Jerry Falwell every Sunday here talking about the devil and Hollywood. . . . I'm gonna write him a letter. Hollywood wasn't built on filth and dirt - it was built on talent.

I don't regret anything I've ever done. I only wish I could have done more.

Life is an infiltration course. We all try and get through it. We all try and get through it unscathed - maybe not hurt, not bruised. No bones broken, maybe a few hearts here and there.

And that's the way I have always lived, for the laughs – today. N-O-W. No Other Way.

Someone once asked me what I want on my epitaph when I pass away. Just the words 'I tried.' That's what this game of life is all about. Trying. There's the tryers, the criers, and the liars.

There's more to life than dating the boy on the football team.

You decide every moment of every day who you are and what you believe in.The good news is you get another chance to improve in another second.

I'd gladly stop working if someone can prove that stupid chatter will maake my day.

Times are hard in the ghetto, I gotta steal for a living; Eating turkey-flavored Now & Laters for Thanksgiving.

I could never lead a Bible study; I don't know Scripture that well.

I was really excited to have the opportunity to make Fiddler.

Go back in time. Next question go and look at dinosaurs. I would be sitting on a rock looking at a T- Rex, loving life.

Mind is the illusion that which is not but appears, and appears so much that you think that you are the mind.

If I can win a Cup race, that would pretty much show my whole career that I've been able to win in everything I've gotten into.

Directing teenage actors is like juggling jars of nitro-glycerine: exhilarating and dangerous.