It's cool that people like what I do, but I don't work for the audience.

Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death.

But now I have a lot of little kids who watched Invader Zim whenever they could find it on television.

I am the rightful heir to the flaming global throne of evil. I WILL TAKE THIS WORLD AS MINE, so if you people could just cooperate it would be very nice.

I never killed anyone. I avoid going over that edge by writing about a guy who has taken a flying leap over it.

Doing something purely for one's own enjoyment is fine, but, I must admit, finding that others enjoy it as well has a certain power over the corners of my mouth.

I think there is something a little too self conscious about enjoying being an outsider.

Why does this person who is sitting behind a desk and never watches cartoons is arguing about what cartoons should be like. Its so creepy realizing that this person is a lunatic.

I take little bits and pieces of ideas that I may or may not believe in but I give them to this character and he runs with them. I have fun with however he handles the situation.

I like not being dead. Anything beyond that is just icing on the cake.My undead cake of livingness.

The world would be a much nicer place if people only used guns on themselves.

We incessantly vacillate between what’s behind us and what’s before us depending on the current barometer of our courage and the ambivalent nature of our vision.

There may be more danger in prejudices which are apparently founded in logic than in those which are acknowledged as emotions. (p69)

Never risk your reputation on a single shot, for if you miss the loss is irreparable.

There is no obstacle in the path of young people who are poor or members of minority groups that hard work and preparation cannot cure.

I'd rather try and fail than not try at all, as they say

We get what we deserve. They are our elected officials.

I think it's clearly the result of something that looks like a campaign.

Don't all morals go out the window if they're hot enough?

Consciousness is a sea ringed with visions.

I'm really focusing now on how I can get to the next level as a batsman. How can I get even more competitive? How can I get even more consistent? How can I get better?