It's curious how, when you're in love, you yearn to go about doing acts of kindness to everybody.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

What you say reflects how you feel about the world.

In politics no permanent friends, no permanent enemies but permanent interest.

I don't dream. Come to think of it, i haven't had any dreams in a long time.

I am my best self when I have super short hair. That’s when I feel most like me and most confidant.

I think Fast Company has a tremendously smart focus and execution.

On any one day you can massively change the direction of your life.

I think if you stop bad habits, and you stop long enough, you develop good habits.

Yeah I did put my clothes on, but my clothes took off... Could it be my clothes are putting me on??

I would have a man generous to his country, his neighbors, his kindred, his friends, and most of all his poor friends. Not like some who are most lavish with those who are able to give most of them.

Everyone is an idiot," I stated. "Except me.