It's difficult enough for a young person to put his soul on the line in front of a lot of drunken people without having that hanging over his head, too.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

She didn't open the envelope until she'd gotten to the bus station and needed to pay for her ticket. He hadn't given her the thousand dollars she'd asked for-he'd given her ten thousand.

What you're going through is not meant to hurt you, but meant to deliver you from the evil oppressing you.

Beware of the guy praying loudest in the amen corner.

Life is a breathing-space between two eternities, a holiday with appalling realities behind and before.

I've got a crush on you, I hope you feel the way that I do, I get a rush when I'm with you... oh I got a crush on you.

I've done a number of projects where people go, 'This is your breakthrough role,' so I've stopped thinking that.

The moment you surrender to love and allow it to lead you to exactly where your soul wants to go, you will have no difficulty.

When revelation comes write it down.

I didn't know what I was. I didn't have a noun.

Wine gives great pleasure, and every pleasure is of itself a good. and A man should cultivate his mind so as to have that confidence and readiness without wine, which wine gives.