It's difficult for people sometimes to recognise when they're happy. People sometimes seem to me to be afraid to be happy.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Be captivated by your hearts desire, not distracted by your minds fear.

It just seemed like telling the truth would mean admitting some weakness

Remember that it is quicker to destroy than build, so be careful of what you do even with your own tongue.

I led the league in go get 'em next time.

We should recognize that the Lord will speak to us through the Spirit in His own time and in His own way.

Question is, are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid?

Playing dress up begins at age 5 and never really ends.

In terms of my father, if you have 4 children that work in film, then there certainly was a happy, positive influence from him because none us became an accountant.

No single piece of macroeconomic advice given by the experts to their government has ever had the results predicted.

In 1976 I discovered Ebola - now I fear an unimaginable tragedy.