It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.

About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard - after that he went downhill very quickly.

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.

I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better.

I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.

If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation.

Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.

He loved her. He loved her because nature willed it. Because they were already united and of one body. The bare flesh on every part of her belonged to him. The scent emitting from her skin was his.

Trust is not hoping your partner will love you

If you become full-blown consciousness, everything that can be known will be known to you.

When you control their water, you control the people.

I'm a craftsman type of teacher. I don't like the thematic type of teaching that takes place in a lot of colleges.

Every individual has a unique contribution.

I want to give my kids the world, but I also want them to appreciate everything, to succeed, to be good people, to enjoy life. This is my most important role. If I fail at this, I fail at everything.

The best way to know God's will is to be familiar with the Bible.

Oh, that I do know...Katniss will pick whoever she thinks she can't survive without.

A turn or two I'll walk To still my beating mind.