It's easy to be a tough competitor and still be the kind of person with whom people love to compete.

No place is ever as bad as they tell you it's going to be.

There are two things to do in Juneau, drink and get drunk.

If you always start with the worst hand, you never have a bad-beat story to tell.

Stories, A Portal to Anywhere but Here.

I don't fear death, I fear I haven't done enough before it happens

No one explains this to you, he thought. That there are so many things without solution.

Wonder is the desire for knowledge.

If you're going to knock down my suggestion, you'd better have one to replace it.

I'm kind of scatterbrain and all over the place at times.

Ah, those two. In a fight, they’re lethal. Around each other, they melt.

Only those who know how to breathe will survive.

Charity is taking an ugly girl to lunch.

Media coverage of the legislative fights is overwhelmingly negative for agriculture interests. The impression left among consumers is that the proponents had something to hide.