It's easy to be humble when your life's prosper.Nothing could be denigrated when life's so poor.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

L.A.'s large convenience stores are so big they can accommodate up to twenty armed robbers at one time.

I get to dress how I want, but sometimes I gotta wear different hats.

I am a book I neither wrote nor read.

As crazy as it sounds, I really think that God just put the reggae thing in me. I can point to a few things in my life that pushed me in that direction.

Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?

I was hopeless at high school - I failed everything but Latin.

O God, how easily I make them happy! Give me strength to be always the light of their lives and so lead them to You!

Surrender means wisely accommodating ourselves to what is beyond our control.

It's hard enough for me to write what I want to write without me trying to write what you say they want me to write which I don't want to write.

Dad went to Canada to learn how to fly with the Royal Canadian Air Force. He took me on my first airplane ride, where I could have a hand on the stick.