It's easy to diet or get off a diet when you've got a juicy role to play.

Really rejoice in being yourself. Have your own drumbeat.

Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can.

I've been playing sexually aware women most of my life. At this point I expected to be playing moms and wives. It's exciting to play a femme fatale.

There are many ways to be a mother. I have a lot of young actors I mentor, and my nieces and my nephews need a lot of love.

I'm certainly not a prude.

I'm a woman of a certain age who doesn't have kids and never really settled down ... I enjoy kids but not for long periods. I think they're adorable and funny and sweet, and then I have a headache.

When I see a woman who looks her age, she's radiating something, and it's life.

Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.

I've learned that I can't have a packed work schedule and a packed social schedule and a packed personal life; I need to just have time to myself to sit and breathe and unwind.

That's what life is - you follow where your heart leads you - at least I do.

Be Prepared For Life's Emergencies. Always Arm Yourself With God's Word.

At best the family teaches the finest things human beings can learn from one another generosity and love. But it is also, all too often, where we learn nasty things like hate, rage and shame.

Ambition often puts Men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same position with creeping.

As a singer, I just want to try to honor what the writers create - and as someone who's trying to write songs, I just hope I can stand in their company and not embarrass myself.

Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else.

I think comedy Ive learned is really just about relaxing and trusting yourself and allowing yourself to fail.

I would go to heaven, if I believed in heaven.

If character is destiny, the good are damned.

Remember that you are a magnet! Appreciation attracts appreciation!

I'm not a crook. I've earned everything I've got.