It’s easy to fall in love online with someone you’d slide away from on a bus stop bench. A little too damn easy.

People are like M&Ms. They come in a variety of colors, they're hard on the outside, and full of obscene yumminess on the inside.

I love redheads. It’s not the hair color, it’s the crazy.

As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.

We all have to go. Let us create something which will stay longer or forever.

It was quite elementary, ' returned the detective with a languid gesture of one hand.

I'm a complete romantic - it's why I always get married. Someone should really stop me.

It was a challenge, to work with Oliver Stone.

There is water in every lane, so it is OK.

But in America, if you're an atheist, you lose.

The principle of natural selection is absolutely incompatible with the word of God. [It] contradicts the revealed relations of creation to its Creator.

How can you make a revolution without executions?

I awoke from The Sickness at the age of forty-five, calm and sane, and in reasonably good health except for a weakened liver and the look of borrowed flesh common to all who survive The Sickness.